Reflection

Dang, I wanted to play a second tourney, but the first one dragged out sooooo long and I have a work commitment to be up bright and early tomorrow. And it's been hotter than Jarah fresh after a shower here. So hard to concentrate from the sweating and numerous games of Sorry! and Yahtzee. (Jarah usually wins.)

Other than those games and the CSI episodes I've been watching I've been spending a lot of time reflecting on how I could possibly finish second (or maybe it was third) in a 354 player five draw game in the wee hours of Saturday morning (that's when it started) when in 7-2 lowball I constantly pair up and you have to perform a black magic ritual including crimes against nature with livestock to get anything resembling decent cards.

Me and my crack team of Yahtzee players (me and the dog) finally came to a stunning conclusion that has NEVER been posted here before.

And if you aren't prepared for the sarcasm then just break out your Sorry! board and go tuck yourself away in bed after the game is over.

The cards are simply not random. The "players" simply do not play like real people. The answer is....

The black magic ritual really pissed off the goddess of livestock.

But she did send me a friendly text message indicating that there are earthly powers with admin capabilities that can manipulate the cards. And when my first lowball sit and go was played two nights ago and I received what is for that game a ridculously bad pre-draw hand of 4 queens, I had to turn to Jarah and say, "You might be on to something here."

I'm not getting bad pre-draw hands. I'm getting statiscally bad draws. And there's always some friendly 'never posts a single note in chat' chump set to show their cards as an 'in your face hahahaha loser you didn't do the sacrifice correctly jackwipe.' My cards are not random. I've played like 80 lowball games and my cards are set to HIGH. I accidentally stumbled on a 5 draw high game where the cards hadn't been set back to Normal. And I kicked your ass to the goddess of dogs heaven.

Well, screw you. I'll figure it out. I already have a head start on that. My irrational sit and go from tonight - I still took second.


See ya this weekend losers.