There's always something wrong

Please notice Jarah observing this table. I wasn't really paying attention to what was going on because actually the card play wasn't too bad. Also, I was all kinds of distracted by the ear nibbling and forgot the basic "don't call an obvious vaccuum rule." So me and my crack team of "spread the love" experts (me and the dog) struggled for an hour and fifteen minutes to reach the position of being short stacked with 2k versus the obvious vaccuum. T'was my surpise to be killed on a rivver bad beat.




Now me and my crack team of handing out flowers at the airport to spread the love around folk (me and the dog) decided to avoid PokerFrauds tonight and take our 300k on Full Tilt to a meaningless 10k buy in 2 table sit and go. And these events (sarcasm) have never happened before.

Just to make it to the final table I have to play some awesomedangedist (real word, look it up on Websters online) poker. And my reward is finishing out of the money.

And me and my crack team of identifying mute people (me and the dog) noticed that strangely in more than one hundred hands that there were TONS of characters of chat posted. Me and my crack team of Florida vote re-counters (me and the dog) have tallied them and it's..........

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On the first table the Maxim posted that he folded a 99. And that's it.

We could save a lot of time here, so me and my crack team of Dr. Who experts (me and the dog) got together and figured that it would be a lot easier on everyone if when I logged into a tourney that you just post a friendly message - "You're registered free money chips have been added to artificial intelligence. Thanks for trying. Thanks for all the fish."

Which lead me to consult my crack team of Douglas Adams experts (me and the dog) and I learned a lot about dolphins and hot Korean/Chinese/Hawaiin babes.

And as my earlobe bleeds from Jarah's nibbling turning into playful biting I am reminded - no, I'm not so conceited that I think I need to place in the money on every single game I play. But, I am conceited enough to think that I should place in the money against real humans very often.

If you can't put up a bogus True Yobbo and at least give a modicum of realism, the game probably shouldn't have been offered in the first place. Except that you can get away with it because the rigged AI is up against 12 year olds playing for 1 hour a day, not someone like me.