Me and my crack team of economists (me and the dog) have gathered a lot of economic information the past few months. And it really isn't a pretty sight, although there are signs that it's nearing an end.
The housing bubble screwed up the doghouse in the back yard. We just couldn't afford to make the mortgage payments any more. Now I have to put up with the dog sleeping on my bed next to me. Now, with my network of spies running 24/7 I find out that the reason I can't get any traction on Omaha Hi-Lo is that my taxpayer dollars have been going to a bailout of free money chip Omaha Hi-Lo idiots.
For several years now I've thought that it was just a server with an infinite chip stack. Now, I realize that with interst in internet poker slowing down that the US government has beeen dumping billions of free chip dollars into the free chip poker industry. If Lehman Bros has already tanked and GM is on the verge of bankruptcy, surely without a massie infusion of billions of free money chips into the corporations that play Omaha Hi-Lo will spell disaster for the US.
I called Jarah's lawyers and she is willing to wait and see if things get cleaned up. (No pictures tonight, do a Google search.)
Although they should be bankrupt all the sites the offer a "race table" have been backd by subprime mortgages. The subprime lenders have packaged this into a securities bond where they are backed by an infinite waiting list that is willing to go all in without playing anything looking like real poker.
These securities, in turn, have been traded on the internet for the last 5 years. After a lot of losses on short selling by my opponents I joined Maddoff's poker site. Big mistake. After a lot of success early it became apparent it was just a Ponzi scheme.
So I'd ben tinking. Where on da indernet should I place my 4+ million free money poker chips?
Internet poker, despite taking second twice tonight, please consider this as me flipping you the bird.
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