Monday, October 3, 2011

Oh Really?


I was thinking that maybe PokerStars would have given up on this by now, but every single table I sit at has multiple players using massive amounts of time. Since I'm more patient than the patient on the Operation boardgame, it really doesn't bother me. I think of it as an admission of guilt. Like maybe Amanda Knox breaks down and confesses she DID kill her roommate king of guilt.

Playing slow, which serves no purpose other than to be annoying doesn't reap any rewards other than the satisfaction of knowing you woke up, went to work, and logged into Internet poker with your rigged cards and were annoying.

Same old story. One jackwipe times down every single hand. Another jackwipe purposefully times down, the hand is folded and he sits back in before the next deal.

Excuse me, but.....

If this is the best you can do to make me uncomfortable and want me to leave the site you're in for a lot of Xenu in the near future.

The main perp in the slowisity (real word) was jorge west form Brazil, I think. I intend to continue doing what I did tonight and posting an off color joke about the slow play until they finally give up on it.

In case you can't see it in the fourth screenshot of the table, here's the joke:

"Why does jorge play so slow? His hand is in his pants."

Not surprisingly he did not respond.

Balls in your court douchebags

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