I checked my PO box and was overwhelmed by the 3 letters I've received in the last 6 months. Surely this is a sign that I'm on to something.
Doug Marcell (not his real name to protect the innocent. Trust me Dan Parcell form Oakland California, I would never ruin that sacred trust with my readers. Your address of 4186B Vine Street and Social Security number of 938-27-4331 will be held in the strictest confidence.) sent a very touching note. Here's an excerpt of what Dan...er Doug had to say.
"I really don't care about the poker nonsense. It really doesn't matter that you seem to have proven time and again that there's a ton of suspicious and fraudulent activity at the tables. I like to whack at the Asiasn hotties. But, why no pictures of Malaysian girls? Are you like, prejudiced or something. Janie who sits in front of me in Algebra is from Malaysia and I would fold a pair of pocket aces faster than buttered cheetahs to have a shot with her."
Well Da...er...Doug at great personal expense of my money and valuable time I spent 7 hours...wait, I checked my clock...15 minutes getting Malaysian pics. Whack away.
Jarah M. from Hawaii writes, "You bastard. God I hate you. Damn I look good in that bikini!"
The last letter was co-signed by over 30 people.
"Dear Big Lay Down guy. We used to play for real money and even before the US Justice Department crack down we read your hilarious blog and realized that we were wasting our time. Thank you for saving my life."
Yes. In reality I have had over 30 mostly strong poker players acknowledge my evidence gathering campaign. I wish it was in the thousands, but more than 30 is a good start.
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