The Juan Colo Incident

The names of the offenders haver not been changed because they aren't innocent. Let's call this jackwipe Juancolo because that's the screen name he (it) presented it as. Instead of One Colo he would have been better named as Two Go Slo. This bullshit slow play is still infecting the PokerStars servers and the IT staff should address it before it spreads to other servers.

Like McCkean Virginia, Washington DC, and pretty much every capitol city in Europe I see when I check the map. If you infect their computers with the slow play nvirus, there will be major retribution. I know for a fact that when their Tetris games get interrupted they get a wee bit testy.

That was a lead in for my main point of the night. This blog is for my amusement. Despite the fact that I have extreme confidence in my math skills and things just don't feel right out there in Internetpokerville (and the constant stream of rule breaks) I am getting curious as to why readership has skyrocketed since Full Tilt imploded.

The Clustermap used to show 0,1 or 2 visits in a 24 hour period. Me at home. Me at work. One friend. When the US Justice Dept. cracked down in April readership jumped into the teens. When Full Tilt self-destructed readership jumped into the 20s and I have a max of 39.

So I'm curiouslifical (real word) about the readers. The map only shows the ten most recent, but I have seen lots of repeat home towns. Council Bluffs Iowa (obviously bluffing, can't take that one seriously.) Riyadh SA, Paris France, London, Madrid, Athens, etc...

In addition to my math skills I also have a lot of confidence in a bizarre and aridly dry sense of humor. So maybe the repeat visits are merely because of that.

Or maybe it's the Asian pics.

What's been driving me crazy for the past 3 minutes is if it is one of these factors, or maybe the poker sites are just keeping track of the bazillion mistakes they make on a daily basis.

Comments are open and welcome. And I'm talking to you council bluffs.

As has been said several times I await a rational, intelligent and non-vulgar rebuttal.

Because being a coward doing things like listening to people argue animal rights, Scientology, global warming and whether "The Fifth Element" is a good movie I have just way too much ammunition.