http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Tilt_Poker
Wow. I called that one wrong. Instead of Full Tilt quietly slinking into extinction like an Allosuarus eating the last dodo and croaking because that was the last of the food supply, Full Tilt's status on wiki has changed from past tense to currently existing in all its cheating glory.
Yes, I know that dinosaurs and dodoes(sp?) didn't coexist except in L. Ron Hubbard's book - Battlefield Smurf. So don't even bother.
As an accountant by trade I familar with bhuyouts and the concept of "goodwill." Buy Kleenex - everyone knows Kleenex means tissues. Oh, those lovable snot wipers. I could go for mainlining two or three right now, but I can't find my damnded spoon and lighter.
Mr. multi-millionaire dude just bought a heaping pile of ill will. Having some sense of the screwed up legal system across the globe I'm now pretty sure that he's figured a way to avoid the previous to the buy lawsuits, hired Jack McCoy to be on the safe side and is all set for a product relaunch with an image change.
Remember, I only play on free money tables. And one would think that other than anger at the posts here there is very little obligation to cheat. However, AI does not sense this obligation not to cheat.
Tonight's fun included three raises by chip stacks that were existentially fucked and should have gone all in. Seriously - 10k buy in, you have 220k left and you raise 120. On a game that one can presume you had enough skill to buy into.
The slow play is still an amusing problem. I can fold an 82 offsuit instantly, yet my opponents have way too much girlfriend action, Ben and Jerry's consumption to do, and calling their sister about that plantar wart.
In the more than a decade - more than a fifth of my life I've been doing this I see reasonable real human like play about, oh, something like one in twenty-five tables/
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