Sunday, October 30, 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen
I give to you the Eighth Wonder of the World. Poker sites offer unlimited chances to be cheated. Games that cannot possibly be populated by real humans are offered. Rejoice! Rejoice!
And watch as PokerStars continues their drive to bogus 70 billion hands.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Another Record for PokerStars
http://www.rwsop.com/poker-news/guinness-book-of-world-records-identifies-poker-stars.html
Years ago back in this blog I talked about this from a rational and mathematical angle. Basically, the peak of Internet poker interest capped in the mid 2000's. At a time ESPN was showing final tables of huge tournaments. People were watching poker on TV instead of the Knicks losing. OK...bad example.
But as a species humans bore easily. Especially when not successful. I have the luxury of having been successful at pretty much everything I put my mind to. Memorized Pi to 115 decimal places, beat my brother at Super Mario Brothers after four months of practice after he had been playing for years and almost acheived a master rating at chess before poker took over my life.
The time dedication that goes into such ventures is substantial, especially considering that real life issues must be addressed. Eating, sleeping, feeding the dog, servicing the significant other even with a raging hangover, etc...
Now we have a bunch of poker shows on TV cancelled due to low ratings, the US market locked out from real money play and yet still PS can draw 150-200k players very interested in the poker as the source of their entertainment.
At the 15 billionth hand milestone the math didn't work, and the math is getting worse.
A few questions come to mind.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, did it really fall?
If a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to smell it, did it really dump it?
If a poker hand is dealt online and there is no real human at the table to see it, does it really count towards a Guinness record milestone?
Of course it does. Guinness Records has obviously proved my math and experience wrong and that all the positions I thought were obviously AI were really just coked up poker addicts playing like two year olds. I mean, they must have had a way to seriously check out the reported numbers, right? Or maybe coked up two year olds playing like addicts. I don't remember exactly what I thought.
The good and the bad news about this. Since I'm wrong and the reader base of this blog is just for the hot Asian chicks we here at the Big Lay Down are planning our own celebration. There has been more than 750 pictures of hot Asian chicks posted here. No more pictures of Jarah other than this one tonight will be posted. The 1,000th Asian hottie pic will be of this goddess. The first person who posts a comment to the post will win an all expense paid trip to Hawaii for two and a $2,000 gift certificate for Ben and Jerry's ice cream. At the current pace this will be approximately February 2012.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Naughty Chat on Internet Poker
This is a second attempt at what I attempted to post last night. Blogger let me down and didn't save the draft. I apologize for the repetitive talk about the main topic to my long time readers - both of you. The original post was far funnier than what was put up in a fit of disgust before going to bed.
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If the Adult content warning is not enough for you then let me add asuggestion here to read no further if naughty words insult you. And there is some racist humor here. Having the confidence of knowing I'm not a racist gives me a comfort zone of knowing it's for the comedic effect and not a serious hatred over races other than my own pathetic one. There is no doubt that many of my posts have some off-color humor, so don't take this one differently.
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The backdrop to this story is entering an unusaul for me (compared to recent history) 2k buy in 18 player Hold'em sit and go. I of course have been folding hands like crazy.
Unhappy at a bad beat our hero posts about his conqueror being a "lucky ass". There is a problem with this. Because PokerStars cares so much about the integrity of their site and doesn't want to pollute the minds of the many two year olds that play there, a system is in place to alter the chat to something tamer. Naughty words are replaced with *.
I find this amusing for two reasons. If someone posts in chat that someone else is a dumb mother ****** pretty much everyone knows what the banned word is anyway. And in this case the offending word is ass.
In the grand scheme of naughty word calling ass pretty ******* tame. It can't be any worse than my favorites - jackwipe, fartbump and Belgian (reminder - not racist, I love Belgians and your waffles - the way you switch sides you are on in an argument is hilarious. And they are funnier when you use Ben and Jerry's when you do it.)
After much pent up frustration I feel the need to get this off my chest. This is my therapy.
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The conclusion is pretty simple. There are players that don't have to follow the rules. I call them "admins" and "Belgians" and occasionally "cheating ******* jackwipes.
And this is on a site that is supposed to be an interface for real people to play on. And I get cheated once every five years or so....no wait my Statotronic 3b5MATTEL8d (my Mattel football game) tells me that at this point it's pretty much every day.
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By the way, they're pumping up their 70 billionth hand celebration. If there wasn't rigged AI, would it even be 1 billion yet?
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
The Big Lay Down Mailbag
I checked my PO box and was overwhelmed by the 3 letters I've received in the last 6 months. Surely this is a sign that I'm on to something.
Doug Marcell (not his real name to protect the innocent. Trust me Dan Parcell form Oakland California, I would never ruin that sacred trust with my readers. Your address of 4186B Vine Street and Social Security number of 938-27-4331 will be held in the strictest confidence.) sent a very touching note. Here's an excerpt of what Dan...er Doug had to say.
"I really don't care about the poker nonsense. It really doesn't matter that you seem to have proven time and again that there's a ton of suspicious and fraudulent activity at the tables. I like to whack at the Asiasn hotties. But, why no pictures of Malaysian girls? Are you like, prejudiced or something. Janie who sits in front of me in Algebra is from Malaysia and I would fold a pair of pocket aces faster than buttered cheetahs to have a shot with her."
Well Da...er...Doug at great personal expense of my money and valuable time I spent 7 hours...wait, I checked my clock...15 minutes getting Malaysian pics. Whack away.
Jarah M. from Hawaii writes, "You bastard. God I hate you. Damn I look good in that bikini!"
The last letter was co-signed by over 30 people.
"Dear Big Lay Down guy. We used to play for real money and even before the US Justice Department crack down we read your hilarious blog and realized that we were wasting our time. Thank you for saving my life."
Yes. In reality I have had over 30 mostly strong poker players acknowledge my evidence gathering campaign. I wish it was in the thousands, but more than 30 is a good start.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Vulgar Names -Think of the Children!
As has been stated countless times before. Chips are a necessary evil. But since I'm not making any money on this as evidenced by my screenshot of blogspot not allowing me to monetize this due to adult content a few days ago, this is secondary. The prime goal is the constant and surprisingly often seeing things that don't make sense.
When this two table game started and granpa won the first three hands I already knew it was not for real. As my chips dwindled I considered my options. Bail and find something I know will be entertaining (which is normally the worst movie I can find on TV) or keep at it.
The decision was surprisngly easy. I already had "Dead and Breakfast" running as background noise. So, let's see what else is going on with PF. (Used to be referred to as PS or JS, longtime readers know.)
We had a lot of weird stuff here. The extremely short stacked with 125 chips player raising 120, like those 5 chips that were saved will allow a miracle comeback. Huge uses of time following other position's huge uses of time. A sitter waking up after it became obvious I was just folding to take fourth place in the money.
And someone from Spain posting the only chat in an hour and a half game that isn't really Spanish. Pretty sure there are no Spanish words,"q" "hya" and "tii".
But the main focus is the chap in the upper left corner. Not regarding his hands or chips at the table. But his mere existence.
Now, let's pretend for a minute that I'm right (which I know I am, but PS aka PF aka JS continues to deny.) Unlike this blog where I have voluntarily put a roadblock up for adult contenet - Warning Will Rogers! Danger! Semi-clad and even naked Asian women! - the caring and concerned about the integrity of the game staff at PS aka PF aka JS have allowed a player with the joke name that starts with "facu".
I shouldn't need to do this, but sound it out. Walk up to your bathroom mirror, look yourself in the eye and try and make this sound like anything but "Fuck you".
And, in addition to the theory that the screen name should have been denied outright or a friendly email from the caring and concerned staff at PS aka PF aka JS early on that it's not allowed, this position has managed to play long enough to get enough chips to buy into a 10k.
Facu. It's bullshit.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Let me Explain Myself in Regards to Internet Games
Countless years ago for this 48 year old soon to be 49 I discovered what I thought was going to be a pleasant distraction, but it became too much like work.
Internet strategy games. And since I'm so competitive it worked.
But my competion factor in the computation of Internet fun made me suggest to myself that I was playing as the visitor on the home field. Any succes has had a price. And my best example is Sweden's Dominion. When I first started playing it was free. Years later it was still free, but if you wanted the edge you needed to buy a premium account. I've wasted enough money on lame computer disks thatmake me want to even ever consider Playing this game if I have to pay for it.
Dominion was my longest "free trial period" where they court you. Recognixe you understand the basics of math. And just when you think you might actually be one of the top people on the planet the rug is pulled out from under you.
"oh mighty Goblin, I love your joke name, but still I must kill you since you didn't pay me.
And the not created games with specific rules like chess, poker, Internet backammon, Internet spades. Planeterion, Bruce's Paranormal Deathmatch, Bruce's Chicken game, Orcwars, two girls one 2 liter of Mountain Dew, etc..'
Werll the Dominion thing burned out to Ai. Chess- playing AI. Dominion, Planetion every single posite - AI. Cops outside my door regarding Jarah stalking - paid the fine, Planetiorn. Ooops that' saved too
And here now, dazed at how I coninually met with pre-flop raises of 120k on hands that I wouldn't even cosider calling/ Oh, the confidence of AI betting on crap and/or knowing the outcome of the hand.
Inter Poker - is rigged. And now they are setting up to scam Full Tilt players, and I'll betcha
I just want to watch a movie.
Because as a real human with real options I don't need to monetize this blog.
Nope. Since you can't monetize a blog with asdult setting like dropping a shit, jackwipe, asshole or fbomb I'm at the mercy of some vindictive, talentless can rig the cards admin.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
More Overcompensation
Part of me didn't want to post tonight. Same old boring stuff. And I didn't collect any screenshots worthy of reporting. Strangely after a rough week at work I really just wanted a game of cards. And since Microsoft Hearts, Freecell which has made the claim that every game is potentially able to be won here I am at yet another PokerStars game.
Oh, who am I kidding comparing an interface for players to meet up and battle with programs known to be human vs. AI.
Any ordinary person can claim that they met up with a hugely weird run of cards. Personally, the lack of humanity has been far more enjoyable for me.
So tonight's report is about something suspicious but not too overt. And you peeps that don't play every day but chance upon a two table hold'em game on PokerStars should think of this.
Have you ever played a game where the chat was virtually non-existent until you made the final table and "people" just wouldn't shut up? On a high end buy in game? (10k or more.)
And this happened after two consecutive nights of updates that need to be loaded?
All of a sudden players have bonded, are exchanging email adresses, made some personal comments about their hobbies, played like idiots and after weeks of silence here I am in a table of people that won't shut up.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Full Tilt had me Worried
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Tilt_Poker
Wow. I called that one wrong. Instead of Full Tilt quietly slinking into extinction like an Allosuarus eating the last dodo and croaking because that was the last of the food supply, Full Tilt's status on wiki has changed from past tense to currently existing in all its cheating glory.
Yes, I know that dinosaurs and dodoes(sp?) didn't coexist except in L. Ron Hubbard's book - Battlefield Smurf. So don't even bother.
As an accountant by trade I familar with bhuyouts and the concept of "goodwill." Buy Kleenex - everyone knows Kleenex means tissues. Oh, those lovable snot wipers. I could go for mainlining two or three right now, but I can't find my damnded spoon and lighter.
Mr. multi-millionaire dude just bought a heaping pile of ill will. Having some sense of the screwed up legal system across the globe I'm now pretty sure that he's figured a way to avoid the previous to the buy lawsuits, hired Jack McCoy to be on the safe side and is all set for a product relaunch with an image change.
Remember, I only play on free money tables. And one would think that other than anger at the posts here there is very little obligation to cheat. However, AI does not sense this obligation not to cheat.
Tonight's fun included three raises by chip stacks that were existentially fucked and should have gone all in. Seriously - 10k buy in, you have 220k left and you raise 120. On a game that one can presume you had enough skill to buy into.
The slow play is still an amusing problem. I can fold an 82 offsuit instantly, yet my opponents have way too much girlfriend action, Ben and Jerry's consumption to do, and calling their sister about that plantar wart.
In the more than a decade - more than a fifth of my life I've been doing this I see reasonable real human like play about, oh, something like one in twenty-five tables/
Monday, October 17, 2011
Donations
Well, the PokerStars juggernaut just keeps churning along. At least for this player. Obvious lack of randomness. Obvious lack of humanity Obvious lack of recognition of hot Asian women. I have no gone more than week without the hint of a single realistic table.
If you want to silence me, instead of cheating me send me an email threatening legal action Of course I might ignore it since the math is on my side. 170k players in the lobby when it's really only 5k. Biggest site on the planet.
Groupies - check back to my posts about when they were pushing for a milestone number of hands. You could log in and watch AI register, unregister, register, unregister, register again, finally leave. And yet another AI position pops up. This pattern repeated for several days and they ALL had innocuos names like Dave432, Ted106, Sam233, Phil538 and the Russianbaldeagle. Sorry. I still get a giggle on that nonsesne
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Classic Internet Poker Stupidishness (real word)
I continue to drop chips at an unbelievable rate while trying to win. It's too easy to bust on the non random cards. But as you all know by know my chip stack is a necessary evil while I investigate this not human but pretending to be human black hole.
What PokerStars apparently doesn't realize is that I really don't care about the chips too much. Sure, maybe winning a hand in once in a blue moon would be nice. But I have nuked my chip stack, restarted at their oh so generous 1k several times.
The bullshit on the high end tables and the bullshit on the baby tables is the same. As a reminder, if they are willing to cheat on free money games, why would you want to play for real money?
Ok, Russian guy, let me think this out. You're a real human being (timeout while I rofl) you've managed to get enough chips to buy in to a 25k table. And somewhere along the way you chose a picture to define yourself. Most people define themselves with a pic of girlfriends, pets, babies and death metal bands. And some strange and bizarre way you decided on one of the most iconic symbols of my country.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Bonus pics
Just for the hell of it since there have been a couple of visitors from Hawaii lately.
Girls - YOU ROCK!
More Psychoanalysis From Dr. Fill
A long two weeks ago I had 700k on PokerStars. I only have 235k left. Obviously I must suck if I can lose that much playing every day on at least 10k buy in tables. But, just with Lockpoker, you don't have to actually play to see something weird. I will admit that this is just in the "suspicious" as opposed to outright bogus category. But I've combined my massive crappy card streak, bad beats, high flops that don't match my 56 suited, low flops that don't match my AK, extremely aggressive betting and a personal hand history approaching 700k.
Sporty (can I cal you that?) was one of the chip leaders and with four cards on the creaking four board made a sizable raise on an inside straight draw. My brain screamed at me to fold, but I thought it really can't be this bad. Caught the four for the straight and I slunk in shame into my cardboard box since I lost the house thinking I could earn money at poker.
When I'm met with an obvious mathematical bad beat and I'm gone my typical reaction is to turn off the computer, throw a DVD into the player, start dinner and get ready to sleep for the night. Since this sitter finished so soon my split personality of Dr. Fill showed up.
Dr. Fill is notorious for calling hands that shouldn't be called. Like the AK of diamonds I folded instantly on this table. Internet poker is pretty sad when you are sure that this hand will lose and you're right. So Dr. Fill and his crack team of psychonalysts (Fill, my helper monkey and the ghost of my dead dog) did something different.
I observed the table hoping for some "player" commentary about my defeat. It didn't happen. Instead the chat became silent after a massive opening of semi-illegal non-English insane Spanish and Italian chat.
And Sporty has the arrogance to sit out immediatley after I am gone. It's not like he had the game in the bag. The finally table hadn't been reached yet, the blinds were big and he dropped a lot of money before he woke up.
To me this says - "I don't care about my chip stack. I elimanted the asshole critic. Time for a smoke break."
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I miss True Yobbo. Because when I sat at 5 draw lowball I knew he would be there. I find it curious and suspicious that I can play the same 10k 2 table hold'em game for months and never meet against the same player twice. Dr. Fill thinks that everyone else wasting their time on Internet poker also has split personalities, multiple accounts and jet skis on lay-away at Sears.
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At least for me PokerStars is currently set on Impossible Mode. Thanks for making it obvious. Get back to me when you want to make the cards random and try and prove your player base knows how to play.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
More Slow Play
Since you are obviously skilled people with enough of a stack to buy in to a 10k tourney I have a helpful hint for you. (Again, sarcasm intended.)
There are these tiny little boxes in the lower right corner. And you can click on them when you have a crap hand like 7-2 offsuit and fold. Or automatically call a reasonable hand. Instead of waiting two hours these tiny little check marks can get you back to the business of not cheating real people.
Let Us Deconstruct this Homepage
Lockpoker. Kinduva cool name. It's a lock that you will win. Give the marketing department big Christmas bonuses.
This baby popped up as a top choice on a Google search of Ultimate Bet. Now let me think about a few things I see wrong with this.
Oh, I see. UB filed for bankruptcy. That never crossed my radar sreen of poker related news. Maybe they unfiled or a rich uncle died. Or maybe Lock didn't hear about the merger with Absolute. Regardless the site is catering to those that used to play on UB and got fed up with the non-cheating play. (Sarcasm intended.)
Oh, I see. You've been hiding under a rock the past year and you haven't heard about the US crackdown on UB/Absolute and don't reference the fact that US players aren't allowed to play for real money any more. There are deposit bonuses of real money and the proclamation that this is a top US Poker Site.
You've done an admirable job of posting the old UB graphics and comparing yours to theirs. That will surely reel in two or three players. On the graphics that are used by CityPoker.
I don't have to play a single hand to know that thios site is bullshit.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
The Juan Colo Incident
The names of the offenders haver not been changed because they aren't innocent. Let's call this jackwipe Juancolo because that's the screen name he (it) presented it as. Instead of One Colo he would have been better named as Two Go Slo. This bullshit slow play is still infecting the PokerStars servers and the IT staff should address it before it spreads to other servers.
Like McCkean Virginia, Washington DC, and pretty much every capitol city in Europe I see when I check the map. If you infect their computers with the slow play nvirus, there will be major retribution. I know for a fact that when their Tetris games get interrupted they get a wee bit testy.
That was a lead in for my main point of the night. This blog is for my amusement. Despite the fact that I have extreme confidence in my math skills and things just don't feel right out there in Internetpokerville (and the constant stream of rule breaks) I am getting curious as to why readership has skyrocketed since Full Tilt imploded.
The Clustermap used to show 0,1 or 2 visits in a 24 hour period. Me at home. Me at work. One friend. When the US Justice Dept. cracked down in April readership jumped into the teens. When Full Tilt self-destructed readership jumped into the 20s and I have a max of 39.
So I'm curiouslifical (real word) about the readers. The map only shows the ten most recent, but I have seen lots of repeat home towns. Council Bluffs Iowa (obviously bluffing, can't take that one seriously.) Riyadh SA, Paris France, London, Madrid, Athens, etc...
In addition to my math skills I also have a lot of confidence in a bizarre and aridly dry sense of humor. So maybe the repeat visits are merely because of that.
Or maybe it's the Asian pics.
What's been driving me crazy for the past 3 minutes is if it is one of these factors, or maybe the poker sites are just keeping track of the bazillion mistakes they make on a daily basis.
Comments are open and welcome. And I'm talking to you council bluffs.
As has been said several times I await a rational, intelligent and non-vulgar rebuttal.
Because being a coward doing things like listening to people argue animal rights, Scientology, global warming and whether "The Fifth Element" is a good movie I have just way too much ammunition.
Monday, October 10, 2011
The Four Boards are Creaking
As predicted PokerStars has given up on the useless tactic of dragging the games out at an impossibly slow pace. Mind you, there is the occasional doodlesnot that behaves like a....well...doodlesnot. But you're going to have a hard time convincing me that hundreds of players I've never butted heads with before magically change their style of play after a couple of months. Pretty weak PS.
Time to report a new curiosity. There has been a larger than normal of boards lately where there is four of a suit or four connected straight cards.. The record currently stands at five consecutive hands with four of the same suit or straight connectors. Eventually this may get to the point where it's mathematically bullshit. It's on the border right now. The Canadian and US border. I feel safe making that claim because I enjoy Canadian beer, their meese (plural of moose) and until they get a higher percentage of hot Asian chicks they will continue to be a target of my poisoned pen.
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