Now, for those uninitiated in poker terminology poketiguette is a word I made up and the phrase "suck out" means "bad beat". Yes, surprisingly this is not a sexual reference other than the possibility that my erstwhile opponent was distracted by the facts of the table by an unbelievable hummer by his vacuum cleaner and needed to blow off some steam.
Oh so quiet for so many hands as the wealth amasses while tithing the feeders on the table, and I naturally play patiently and fold my way too statiscally unreal hand after hand. And he, she or it gets the luxury of raising on he, she or it's statiscally unreasonable great cards.
So, when I finally get a decent set of hole cards and kick your ass, it would be nice to get a little respect and professionalism. One tiny "nh" instead of the never ending barrage of suck out refernces for the duration of the game.
As the rest of the match proceeded it became obvious that the great cards continued for he, she or it. (Which will now be abbreviated "heshit" for the duration of this post.) There's obviously something abnormal going on. Being evil, I add to this admin's frustration by using him to eliminate all other active players and taking an undeserved second place. Naturally, as soon as it was head to head I pulled the power card, got the dog a treat and watched TV.
Me and my crack team of heshit experts (me, the dog and the piece of fecal matter caked on to the bottom of my toilet bowl) have a theory. Admin distracted by having to pay attention to more than one table. Called a hand heshit shouldn't have. Got hisheit ass kicked and tried to cover up by potty mouth talk.
It's not a suck out when you were beat before the turn and the river. Get your story straight before you post crap in chat.
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