Not Hard if You Have Any Brains at All

Pardon me while I giggle. And this is without the assistance of ether or nitrous oxide, or even a Ben and Jerry's sugar rush. And I was more or less funneled into this table instead of really choosing it by desire.

After a couple of weeks off from PokerStars busting on the bogus sit and go registrations by Full Tilt I have been spending some time there last night and tonight. I started my comeback trail by getting obviously cheated at two sit and go games and was left with less then 1200 chips. Therefore, it's time for some race table Omaha Hi-Lo. I've got less than 200 chips to lose for all practical purposes. If I get wiped I get to rebuy with 1k freebies.

Why am I not surprised that I gained 7k in less than half an hour? Because race tables have way too many "people" interested in being losers than being productive by making music downloads, eating dinner, jerking off...basically any signs of real life.

There's still some need for caution. At least at this point it's not the wild everyone goes all in racing from just a couple years ago. But, it does provide a couple of giggly nuggets.

Ruelich wants the play to be faster. When it's not fast enough for his tastes there is a bombardment in the chat about the perpetrators of this non-funnish stupidity.

Actually guy, taking some time to think about being in on the hand instead of an instant reaction shows some sense of using a brain instead of clicking on "raise" all the time. But it does get better.

Someone has chosen to go through their PokerStars career named 'huuryup_pls". Also a fan of the fast play and obviously sleeping with ruelickmesogood.

I use two pcs. It's expensive. I've ruined a ton of mouses and keyboards by switching cables between the two. Things have gotten better since I buy USB port peripherals. The main reason for the two pc attack is that this computer won't let me generate a new PokerStars account. My registry has been poisoned with values that can't be removed.

Yet, someone has managed to make their free money poker career be hurryup_pls. Kinda like naming yourself "Pustule".

Which you can't do because someone with extremely low self esteem has already taken it.