Saturday, June 18, 2011

Cut the Grass or Play Poker?






Me and my crack team of lawn experts (me and the dog) have discovered something no one ever thought of before. The grass just doesn't cut itself. You have to actually expend some energy to break out the lawn mower and cut it.

Mom and Dad have been dead for a decade, so my laundry isn't going to get done and dial switching on the TV looking for something tolerable isn't going to get done unless I spend some energy.

So, what we here at the Big Lay Down(me, the dog and lots of hot Jarah pics) have taken a strange and abnormal stance that I'm a real person and that pretty much like 95% of all the poker tables I visit is populated by rigged artifical intelligence.

It's extremely improbable that a real human logs into one of the major sites and registers for multiple tables. Two people doing that - your grass really needs to be cut.

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The main point - allegedly PokerStars has started giving back "real money" (their quotes, not mine.) and despite their login message expressing their concern it's still not happening.

About 8 years ago I forecast that Blockbuster Video would self destruct and I'd be the first to put on my boogey shoes and dance on their grave. You killed the Mom and Pop video store industry. I quietly watched as you self-destructed. Now I watch as a fradulent mult-billion dollar industry implodes and I can kick back, open a new 40, pet the dog, look at ny freshly cut lawn and say:

Why the fuck are people stupid enough to piss away real money on this bullshit

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