As is the usual case the game started with lots of heavy raising regardless of the quality of cards. Pair of nines - dammit. I'm all in. I don't care that it's a full table, I don't have to earn chips, I can just sit at every table I want to, lose and I still have an infinite chip stack.
The screen shot investigation started when motor boy (can I call you that? motor feeder? motor douche? motor ola?) was even more short stacked than my rigged to lose crappy cards stack.
With my superhuman powers of invisibilty I use to look at women's locker rooms and my superhuman power of patience I waited it out. Eventually short stacked more than a dieter looking to pancakes at Denny's I made it to the final table.
Motor douche led a charmed life and made it a couple more hands. Then some genious admin posted a pro-USA message. No secret here. I'm from the USA. Or like I like to call it from the Joe Mantegna line in House of Games, "The United States of kiss my ass."
Eventually this post appears about an all US table. I don't buy it. This massive pro USA chat doesn't distract me.
So let's post a little wee bit of bizrare chat.
AI doesn't have a country.
This deserves a response. "WTF dude?" "Shut up douche." Whatever. But it didn't happen. And you stupidly let me get second where I'm now in range of playing on 10k buy ins.
Jarah is crying into her Ben and Jerry's.
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