Oh, Marceigh. Poor dear dear old Marceigh. I called in an old favor with someone I know at the census bureau and gave your name the capital letter it so richly deserves at the start. I'm not worried. I have some extremely incriminating photos of him sending pictures of his junk to young females on Twitter and Facebook. If he doesn't want to see these photos spread all over the Internet I will be able to blackmail him forever. There's a truck without tires on blocks on his lawn, old appliances on the porch, stacks of decade old newspapers in his living room and the biggest jar of soda can tabs I've ever seen in my life. What a Wiener.
Todeigh, Marceigh has logged into five simultaneously running 7-game sit and goes with eigh(a) 1,000,000 million chip buy in. You don't seigh. I understand the desire to enter the freigh, but that's weigh too many chips for a real person to be flashing around. On an ordinary deigh I'm lucky if I score 10keigh. So exactly how many years did you pleigh to score this kind of chip stick. Did you buy them on eBeigh? It's not everydeigh one gets to see such impressive skill displeighed by the mere registration on multiple tables. Compared to you, evryone else is just plain geigh.
Make heigh while the sun shines, Full Tilt. Sooner or later even the poker pros that meigh notice what's going on and abandon you, even if they aren't from the US market.
Gotta go. I'm going to wake up Jarah for a leigh and watch the Blue Jeighs game.
By the weigh, if you're that good, why not pleigh on the real money tables? Why didn't you before the lockdown. Trying to understand makes me creighzy.
(Ooooh - speel check is NOT going to like this post at all.)
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