When I'm greeted by a hand where three of my opponents are doing heavy petting (dog! get away from the "p" key!) betting, since my non-random cards are crap it's an easy fold. Naturally for a cover story there's a "WOW" and a "nh" in the chat to give the illusion that this incredibly statiscally unreal was unexpected.
This gives me the green light to do a variation of the "My bike is red" insane chat that deserves a response, but as was again in this case ignored. I used the made up word "gridge" in about a half dozen posts. My favorite was "gridge digger". For the low IG poker site employees that appear to be reading this blog, these are the letters of "rigged", rearranged into a nonsensical sequence. As with "My bike is red." And "Reese Witherspoon is dead" with the multiple insane follow up posts it desrves a response.
Based on my expectations of real human nature there should be a chance that the first post is responded to. By the second we are approaching somewhere near 100%. posting four more without the single query on what my problem is - on players I've never sat at a table with before -
Gotcha rigged card cheater.
Don't populate a game only with AI against me. If you can't place at least one Bavarian sweatshop worker admin that you are paying minimum wage to toggle cheat mode and post some chat, it makes it way too easy for me.
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