Dear Xenu779,
Congratulations - you finished in 2nd place and your account has been credited with 52,500 play chips.
As a successful play money player, you might want to consider testing your poker skills in our real money tournaments. With buy-ins starting at $0.02 there are plenty of opportunities to experience the thrill of competition. You might even try and qualify for the Sunday Million - and the chance to beat the best poker players in the world for the biggest weekly prize in online poker.
Including a half day of vacation and company holiday for Memorial Day PokerStars got a zeppliload of attention from me. And it started with the ever friendly happens far too often message that they have a new version to install. The twist this time is that my password wasn't remembered. I searched my poker notebooks and couldn't find it. Screw it. Email me a new password. I'm not scared. I have 20% plus of my life validating me that I'm certain I'm right.
250k plus hands of poker by far outweighs your friendly messages you've been emailing me. I know I have talent. And there's no way my dog is ever going to break out his checkbook and sign me up for real money games. And this is not entirely due to the fact that he doesn't have a checkbook. (The bank shut his account down after racking up 4,789 dollars on fifithepoodle net.com. Although he did get a lovely t-shirt.)
That's pretty audacious. The "you won" emails, not the t-shirt. Probably the foremost critic on the legitimacy of internet poker on the planet, and you're suggesting I lose real money at it on top of the dwindling 401k and the flock of velociraptors camping out in my back yard. (The dog hates raptors.)
I'll make you a deal PokerStars. Gve me $100 of real money. I'll play the real money tables. And if it has any semblance of reality, I'll be the first to admit the dinosaur egg on my face.
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