As has often been said, Asian women are HOT!
Now that this obviousifical statement has been made jet me go on the record here. (Again.)
I'm not just some chump who sat at a poker site free money table for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I've been doing this for ten years now. Far too often I'm treated like I'm incompetent. Which doesn't bother me much since I know they're wrong. Real and competitive poker is not raising every hand, and getting away with it.
Dad was a math teacher. Not surprisingly, I've come to understand math and probability. And with a statistical database of over 250,000 handa the math is definitely on my side that the cards are not random.
PokeStars Support sent me a friendly message that I'm an idiot and the cards are certified on a regular basis by some company they hired. Their main defense was that the hand histories prove this. I swear if you looked at the histories of my 250,000 hands you'd see this is not true. Maybe on an average table the histories are in line. But there's almost always one idiot raiser that is obviously getting better cards than everyone else. Hand after hand. The AI illusion of competence. Vaccuums and feeders. Raisanettes and Goobers. For the game to work, as any game is to work, in addition to a winner, there must be a loser. And there are far to many losers so willing to part with their hard earned chips.
Me and my crack team of eating his cow bone experts (me and the dog) are so sick of this that -
We'll be here every day this week.
I love it.
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