Thursday, June 24, 2010

Soccer Moms play too many Internet Poker Games




That has to be the only rational explanation for this piece of chat. On a table with not just one, not two but THREE soccerball avatars eventually one chats (after the normal ghost town over the first 30+ hands) and lols about their 84 pocket hand. On five card draw.

I've seen an abundance of these soccerball avatars over the past few days. And it really doesn't make any sense. Obsessed with both poker and soccer? Are you playing poker on multiple tables and watching live or replayed soccer games? Did you have time to service the wife/boyfriend/Asian Hottie, cut the grass, take out the trash, walk the crack team and calculate the value of PI to 115 decimal places?

I doubt it. That's all believable EXCEPT taking out the trash.

As soon as I see one soccerball avatar the Spidey sense starts tingling. Two is a DefCon 3 alert. Three is...well, do the bucket list, the apocalypse is nigh.

(Editor's note: Took second place in the play money. But it was like trying to pull teeth from a 3 week old baby.)

The table also featured another all too common feature of PokerStars Sit and Go games. Extremely slow play. Now that my superhuman power of patience has been recharged I was able to outwait the bullshit

Go ahead and time out admins. I promise you that you'll get bored long before I do.

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