Ypu can't swing a dead cat at an internet poker table without bumping your ass via some douche bag raising on nothing. A computer program with an infinitical (real word) supply of chips has no reason to worry.
Me and my crack team of just wanting to play a relxing game every once in a while (me and the dog) have a couple of questions.
Firstiful (real word) why the fuck isn't the new episode of Doctor Who available on Comcastt?
Secondliddity (real word) where the fuck is my Mountain Dew? I needsist it. (Needsist a real word.) Becasueful I'm just trying to test my mettle on an allegedly competifical game on the internet.
There are a few things I could do with my life other than this. I could help out at the library. I could take mom to the mall. I could read a newspaper, do the crossword filling it in wrong, update my page on Facebook, kick my llama or wait!!!!!!
Let me log into internet poker and rasie! Even if I'm playing a lowball game, God Fucking Dammit, I'm going to raise! And if that doen't work, I'll raise the next hand!
My hate/love relationship with PokerFruads continues. Hate it because of all the bad beats. Love it for proving me right. Any poker pro associated with this site should just play one unreasonable free money table amd walk away. And join one of the other bazillion sites.
The 2010 awards are out. Worst poker sites on the net -
1 - PokerStars
2 - Full Tilt
3 - Absolutle
4 -All the others
BTW, I just took first in a game.
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