You Just Might be a Riggedneck

Have you ever sat at a fixed limit table where someone raises to the max every chance, and you called it? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever pre-flop raised on a fixed limit game with nothing at a full table hoping the other players will fold to your bluff? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever called every single hand regardless of how insanely bad your cards are? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever called a raise by a player that says, "I have to leave." when they could just sit out? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever actually made a cash deposit onto an online poker site? You might be ariggedneck.

Have you ever played a "race table?" You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever broken the time bank rules on PokerStars? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever played a hand against FreckledMom on Absolute? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever created another account to taunt another player? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever sat out before the first hand was dealt? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever denied Jarah's ultimate hotness? Definite riggedneck.

Have you ever accepted a play money transfer from another player? You might be a riggedneck.

Have you ever had Scientology auditing? You just might be a douchebag loser idiot.

Have you ever emailed an obviously competent player despite the obvious lack of random cards suggesting they play for real money even though it's illegal.

Total riggedneck.