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York Peppermint Pattie -The player that constantly gets pat hands, peppers the pot with liberal amounts of raises and earns a mint.

Junior Mints- The two players that go all in on Omaha Hi-Lo with A-2 and get quartered by the high winner.

5th Avenue - The player that magically wins with the river again, and again.

Airheads - 99.768% of all positions on any given game.

Bit O'Honey- The player that has the icon of the hot women (may or may not be Asian) that chats up like she's a loose and available commodity. This is a dying breed. I haven't seen this for years.

Sugar Daddy - All the players that fall for the Bit O'Honey's charms.

Jolly Rancher - The player that insists on posting "nh" on every single hand.

Life Savers - The player that trades chips to the one that is out who is too lazy to go through the process of starting over with the free 1000.

Now and Later - The player that sits out the first hand, gets bled to death by blinds and antes for half an hour and pops back up into the game.

Razzles - 7 card stud lowball experts.

Runts - The players that have nothing better to do with their life than get the free 1000 play money chips, log into several games, play very badly, lose their 1000 free money chips, refresh them again, and again and again.

Sixlets - Players that go all in on a Hold'em full table with a pair of sixes and think they're actually going to win.

Spree - Players that win at least four hands in a row on a full table. These are also usually classified as York Peppermints or some other position that is obviously getting statiscally unreasonable cards.

Whoppers - The players that reraise on a Spree that has already signaled that they have a killer.

Zero - Any player that is currently dating a hot Asian babe and is more interested in bogus Internet poker than her affections.