Cheating theory

At times I have been posed with the question:

Why cheat on the free money tables?

It's not a game one is supposed to become strong in and amass millions of chips against incompetent AI. The quality of play when you start with 1,000 chips is abysmal. As you grow, the quality of cards you get is increasingly abysmal. I'm reminded of my time playing the MPG Armageddon. Eventually after careful play you butt heads against someon that mathematically could not possibly have the resources to have the troops that they attack you with.

Internet poker free money games are just like this. You're not supposed to get strong enough to see that the quality of play on a 100k buy in table is no better than a 10k buy in table.And the fact that there are buy ins more than 100k is just silly.

And yes, that's Jarah, not just some random Asian hottie.