Carefree Sugarless Gum

Me0102 AGAIN?!?!? You really have to be kidding. True to form it started before the first hand with the usual "Hope you lose scumbags message" in the ever entertaining CAPS LOCK. As far as it's card play goes, this was the best it ever did. Over 3k chips at the table and even the chip leader at times. But, since me0102 is merely existing to be annoying instead of being competitive it eventually did get knocked out before finishing in the money.

Personally, I had my first finish in the money since the weekend using my standards from playing Full Tilt Hold'em sit and go games. Accept that you get statiscally unrealistic hands for an elongated time, fold tons and finally wait until you get some decent cards. This is believable for a single tourney, but when you play 10 in a row it is suspicious. And needless to say after the initial fold fest is over the chance of seeing any significant chat is less than zero.

Psychoanalyzing me0102 (since me and my crack team of psychiatrists- me, the dog, Jarah and Tom Cruise are not allowed to use drugs) we really have to question its motivations. It has this tendency to log into a buy in table that indicates chips that have been earned with some skill. Yet every single table I've sat with it, it has never finished in the money.

Therefore, after long drawn out conversation with Jarah regarding shopping for more shoes that she doesn't need we've created a new honorary candy title just for me0102. Carefree Sugarless Gum.

Carefree because there's no worry about where the chips to buy in come from. Sugarless because finishing in the money seems to be a given. Gum because, well it finishes the candy pun.

Methinketh that the general idea is that the oddball game is so distasteful that a real human bumps into it once, has such a distasteful experience they don't even bother trying again. Then they can pad the stats with multiple tables of AI just beating itself to death against each other.

I'm in this for the long haul- more than 175,000 hands over nine years. I will continue to play 7-2 lowball because it's bogus. What are you going to do about it?