To guard the integrity of the game, PokerStars has a ton of features. First of all, the cards are certified random by some company that nobody has heard of. If they said it was so, it must be true! This company has obviously not been playing on the same PokerStars site that I have. There must be another out there that unsuspecting players stumble upon when Googling "Nonfradulent Internet Poker."
Application of their rules is so willy nilly it's a joke. The timebank is a rule that is constantly broken. Sometimes a player doesn't fold fold and is forced to sit out. Other times a player doesn't fold and the time bank kicks in.
My all time favorite is the English only strike force. Who the fuck cares? Are you giving each other signals (and it's always Spanish) to cheat at FREE MONEY games? Are there so many pathetic losers that have to collude at FREE MONEY games that you need to police them? Or did you only police them for three months and then found out you were wasting your time?
As you can see, the screenshots are back in business. The only chat posted on this game was Spanish, or gibberish if not real Spanish. I have my suspicions since the one may have seemed to reference Scientology's infamous Emeter.
Typical of a PokerStars 2 table game I spent most of my time in last place, barely made the final table and miracuosly came out in third on some of the crappiest cards I've ever seen on a certified random 100+ card game. No, I'm not bitter. Because I found a hot Asian chick in a thong.
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