That must be what it's all about. Every single table has a sitter (or more.) Sitters fold instantly. Here's the checklist:
1 - first hand establish a chip leader, often through bogus means like someone allegedly not understanding the game.
2 - Real human at the table? Goad them into playing fast by whatever means.
3 - Ratchet up #2 - real human not playing fast enough? Taunt.
4 - Rig to elimainate real human.
5 - Masturbate.
Come on guys. I go for weeks without seeing a serious table. I pretty much have the system figured out. When I'm getting cheated by non-random cards it's my poker gods given right to play as I wish. Timing out and playing slow are perfectly within the rules of the game. And if you want to break the rules to make my life miserable it only serves to keep you up on my radar screen.
Now I have apparently taunted for slow play in Spanish. Naturally the "This is an English only site" Nazis didn't make an appearance.
There's a crapload of things wrong with internet poker than the non-random cards.
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