You deserve to lose

Nanner nanner boo boo, I actually took first in this. n all=in bingo fest on a 10k buy in table.

It's fairly obvious that there is no serious card play here. I'm at the table, I raise.

Bet it. bet it, don't you make me regret it.

Show them funky. I am so cool, when I win the hand the will all drool

Just bet it.

Before the edgame, which I was naturally short stacked on I had to put up with this constant "I'm at the table, so I think I'll raise" nonsense.

Can anyone please say AI? Can anyone please say incompetent AI? Can anyone say pre=prgrammed? For a couple of years now I've seen that Jarah is hot and I must play short stacked.

On a table where you haven't just bought into the game for the first time. Exactly, how did you get your 10k to be so annoying?

If you lose money because a Nigerian Prince promises you untold wealth and you send him the fees, you deserve to lose your money.

If you lose money because you replied to the faggotty looking Dean Grazioso an bought his book that is where he makes his money, you deserve to lose your money.

If the guys have ever bought "male enhancement pills" to make your dick bigger - newsflash jackwipes - you deserve to lose your money.

If you buy a product online and get a second one for the same price of $19.95, you deserve to lose your money.

If you are in touble and log into a lawyer's site....yep, you deserve to lose your money.

If Jarah comes on to you....no way she can be for real. Way too frigging hot. You deserve to lose your money.

Playing poker on internet sites for real money -

Crash and burn idiots.