Humanativity

Webster's Dictionary of not real words that sound like they maybe could be real words defines humanativity as "The relative level of looking like a real human being when you in reality are not."

Me and my crack team of bogus dictionary experts (me and the dog) have wrestled with this concept for years. Face it, surely there cannot possibly be a woman as hot as Jarah. No way that perfect body and flawless face is for real.

So the dog suggested I try something new last night. After weeks/months of internet poker pain playing on "Medium" buy in tables I took my 537k stack to PokerFrauds, bought into a 2k buy in game and experienced all the pain of the past weeks/months. The usual behavior was there. Lots of raising, and lots of time wasting. This time wasting thing is probably purposefully annoying. I'm playing in an "odd" non Hold=em game, and I get to see the table being slower than molasses dropped into the La Brea Tarpits slow. In addition to "players" using a lot of time to think about their play, there are disconnects every single time.

Ummmm - disconnect -

You're still on dial-up? And 10-15% of the internet poker community is on dial up?

I doubt it. Time to tweak the program. (Yes, it's AI ad a program.)

Last night was a bit different for me. Motivated by several factors I bought into a table I ordinarily would not have. The factors:

1) Jerked around for ages watching "players" discard 4 cards on a 5 card draw game after making a big bet and having it work.

2) And these "players" are not playing seriosly (i.e. raising all the time) when they have bought into a game with far more than the 1000 chip freebie the site gives you.

(Gratuitous use of made up words coming up - bail if you can't handle it.)

3) Probalifically an ordinary human with 500k would not put 200k into a sit and go, yet I'm not an ordlianorl guy. Hencish, since I'm so willingfull to start over at 1000 chips just to prove my point, I go ahead and buy itno the high level table.

Remember what I said about the slow speed of the medium tables...it doesn't coinsynch with the instant reactions I met on this table. Actually, the poker play on this table is fairifically reasonable. But, maybe some taintedness on the side of feeding me. I eventually win first place and wonder what nefarioul schemes are ahead of me.

4) Yeah, I won. I prefer winngfullness to losocity when I play,

But it's still bullshit.

Oops, call from Jarah's lwayers.....gotta go.

Dog is munchingfully eating his bone.