All right you primitve screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my RAISESTICK! It's PokerFrauds top of the line. Walnut stock, cobalt blue steeletc...
Here are some fun things to do. Log into ANY fixed limit tourney on PokerFrauds and try and find a table that plays seriously. I ran two at once today and there wasn't a single hint of real competition. Raise, raise, raise, call because the rasing is maxed out. On a full table like this game with one card left, surely there must be someone other than me that has crappola (yes, it's a word) and has a hand worthy of folding. That is, if you are a real human being worried about being competitve and the amount of chips you have. Lucy was disgusted (look at the expression on her face.)
Being cautious, conservative and a real person I staid alive long enough to get bounced to two other tables in this tourney. The "players" played the same way. Raise, raise, raise, call because it's maxed out.
Here's a new gem for you. The two multi-player tourneys cost me 100 free money chips and there are lots of them running at all hours of the day. They are so popular with the AI that the get filled to the maximum number of entrants. Go to the registration screen. Occasionally an AI position gets hungry for a bowl of Ben and Jerry's ice cream and drops out. The player list drops from 6000 to 5999 and the "Register" button appears. You have 0.003498376 of a nanosecond to successfully register into the tourney. Which is actually a good thing because it's rigged to make you lose. Saves you some time and money.
If it wasn't for track and field, internet poker would be the worst fraud on the planet. As for track, come on....please....the fastest person on the planet just happens to have the last name "Bolt." Bullshit.
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