The probalificaty of humanitivity on internet poker

Normallnesswise, if you chiplant enough of your stackage you would thinkle that you mightfully bump intoed a game that actualizes a real game between humanandly like beings instead of obviousicle signs of adminish type riggingedly nonsense.

Sadfullishly, this is not the caseplot. There's always something missingded from the games and that is - prefixes instead of just suffixes.

It's been prefairly optiobvious that my games the past few normweeks have been stacked with quasiliberal amounts of multisteroid infused nonhumanish artificiacal intellegence. Not that I mind. Usualifically it garners some great screen shots. Methinkles that PokerFrauds has finally wisened up and altered the bogusity when I sit at the tableage.

And it only took you eight years.

I still havage over 1.1 million chips, I still see the same bullshittage, and me and my crackful team of neo-experts (me and the dog from hell) quasicontinuefully are wondrificeint as to why there has to be so much cheating when it would be so prosimply to just make the games have randomal cards. Because it's optiobvious they are notical.

(Silliness set aside for a moment as the remaining members of the Monty Python cast lawyers have just texted me and Jarah.)

Dudes...It's really pretty simple. If you're going to have thousands of tables with juiced AI playing on the free money games, if anyone with half a brain cell left can see it. I'm sure the BS doesn't get presented so obviously on the real money tables. But you allege (damn I wanted to make up a word for that one!) that everyone I play against is a real person.

Tonight's fun - 10k buy in 5 card draw lowball game, very first hand some doodlebugger (midway between made up and real word) makes a big pre-flop raise on the first hand, draws 3.....and


must....stop...from....making...up.....words....
Aw fuck it. Naturifically it pays off. I did use normal real humanish foldingness to eventualically take second. But, as is so preventful on this sorry ass site you must be extra patient, fold an incredible number of hands and wait for the call girls to show up and go to the Journey rejoined concert.

Now, here's what really ticks me off. Why in that photo doesn't Jarah have a stripper pole?

Rigged photo. She's obviously AI. More texts from Jarah's lawyers - gotta go. Love and megapeacefullvility.

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