Linda Hayes (probably not her real name)

I can't begin to express how much in awe I am of your skill. (Cough cough...sarcasm)

You are so talented, that you play Absolute Poker race tables at all hours of the day. And at one time, I was shouted at to sit out because people were "helping you", which meant they were transferring chips to you.

So today, I sat in on the same table as you and got extremely crappy cards. That's OK, I have earned 11,000 in the few hours I've spent at the site.

Oh my, let me explain that.

Linda is a fixture on Absolute. Loves to play those awesome race tables. And, if she's so in love with Absolute race tables, why does she just happen to show up on PokerFrauds?

Yes, that's the same baby. Different angle, but I've seen that baby dozens of times. And this time I saw you at 4am on PokerFrauds instead of on Absolute.

This doesn't just say bizarre, this screamsd out, "BOGUS!!!"

Because like me, Linda Hayes has no real life except logging in to internet poker and playing badly. Play some fucking Hearts for Christ's sake. Or create a bake sale. Or go out and weed the garden. Or take my dog for a walk since he hates how I spend so much time on the computer.

Oh, no.

I do have a real life. I'm a real person getting cheated on internet poker. And Linda is just AI that an admin pops into every once in awhile.

Pokerstars.

Expect me.

I have over 12k chips. I don't just have to limit myself to the baby tables.