Apparently unhappy with my meteoric rise to 15k chips in one weekend, PokerFrauds has given every indication that they would like to see me extinct.
Let me'splain something to ya. I'm more than willing to sit in on a table that I'm way better to be at. Ity's because I'm looking for clues (like I need anymore) instead of being worried about the chips too much.
So, when I sit in on a 10/20 fixed limit 5 card draw table, I'd like to see some indication that I'm playing against real human beings. Which is never the case. It's the same old story. Almost every hand had players pressing the pot, and the two guys in the lower right were both supposedly from Santiago, completely incompetent, and Alex even rebought after blowing his wad with his constant raising.
Now, seven years ago playing on PokerFrauds, I recognized that the bad beats came from the player that was raising me. Moving on to other sites, I noticed the program was tweaked so that the raiser (feeder) was pushing the pot for the eventual winner other than themselves. Apparently PokerFrauds didn't get my memo that this was only slightly more subtle, and they're still locked in to this mode.
I purposefully satyed at the table for more than an hour. Three letters of chat the whole night - Alex posted "ako" whatever the hell that means. Considering a succession of new table sitters I find it just a tad bit strange that nobody deemed it worthy to say much of anything. The jacks full of aces, no "nh." My three kings beating three 7s, no "nh" (which I don't need to validate my life, just a strange I'm supposedly a real human clicking on the raise button kind of thing by these other jackwipes.)
Warning -it's December 29th. I have 5 weeks of personal and vacation time in 2009. And weekends and holidays. And since you couldn't make a simple and stupid 5 card draw game look for real, you've kinda ticked me off, and I won't say "came up" on my radar screen, but you've advanced to number one target for 2009.
Expect me.
Let me'splain something to ya. I'm more than willing to sit in on a table that I'm way better to be at. Ity's because I'm looking for clues (like I need anymore) instead of being worried about the chips too much.
So, when I sit in on a 10/20 fixed limit 5 card draw table, I'd like to see some indication that I'm playing against real human beings. Which is never the case. It's the same old story. Almost every hand had players pressing the pot, and the two guys in the lower right were both supposedly from Santiago, completely incompetent, and Alex even rebought after blowing his wad with his constant raising.
Now, seven years ago playing on PokerFrauds, I recognized that the bad beats came from the player that was raising me. Moving on to other sites, I noticed the program was tweaked so that the raiser (feeder) was pushing the pot for the eventual winner other than themselves. Apparently PokerFrauds didn't get my memo that this was only slightly more subtle, and they're still locked in to this mode.
I purposefully satyed at the table for more than an hour. Three letters of chat the whole night - Alex posted "ako" whatever the hell that means. Considering a succession of new table sitters I find it just a tad bit strange that nobody deemed it worthy to say much of anything. The jacks full of aces, no "nh." My three kings beating three 7s, no "nh" (which I don't need to validate my life, just a strange I'm supposedly a real human clicking on the raise button kind of thing by these other jackwipes.)
Warning -it's December 29th. I have 5 weeks of personal and vacation time in 2009. And weekends and holidays. And since you couldn't make a simple and stupid 5 card draw game look for real, you've kinda ticked me off, and I won't say "came up" on my radar screen, but you've advanced to number one target for 2009.
Expect me.
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