Bigbadbrad, take a seat chump, there's a new record for insanity on AP

This table has every indication of being continually more and more unreasonable, but I have plans to watch Monday Night Football and Dexter, so I need to finish this post before 9pm. And since tomorrow is trash day I have to do a little maintenance instead of just screwing around on bogus poker tables tonight.

If you search this blog back into the "Freckledmom" period you will find that I sat in on a 20k max buy in table where someone with a handle of something like "Bigbadbrad22" amassed 2.3 million chips within a couple of hours. And, to top it off there was another couple of million chips at the table.

The new trick works like a charm. To find an obviously bogus table on AP one simply needs to go to the no limit Omaha Hi-Lo games and search for the biggest waiting list. The betting is moronic. In these past seven years I've often seen just one or two players at a table bet like a madman and watching the other incompetent players continue to call on the stupidest crap. These newer ultra-aggressive tables have EVERYONE going all in on almost every single hand. If these are real people (yeah, right) they have been trained that if you stay at a table long enough and keep betting like a dork, eventually some shit will stick on the wall.

(Touchdown Houston! That's my pick!)

Uber has more chips than Brad amassed that magical night months ago. And, I saw him top 2.6 million at one point. (Screenshot has been taken.) And, along with Spiceyone at this same table and AM_I_BLUFFIN? from this weekend, these 'people' simply do not just sleep, and they have nothing better to do with their lives than go all-in on an Omaha Hi-Lo game all day long. No short pee breaks. Posting insane amounts of idle chit chat.

(Another side note - you use the phrase "Weeeeeeeeeeeee" way too much on a winning hand. And the phrase "hun" shows up regularly. Hint, "Hon" short for "Honey is more common than your use of "Hun" which makes it look like you are being affectionate with Attila.)

THE MATH DFOESN'T WORK. Change the program, or banish me.