What Ultimatebet is doing wrong, part 2

Don't keep the player to my immediate left the most aggressive, and often most incompetent position. I've seen the cards you raise on. Even though you get me to fold, the table full of AI calls you and beats you. I know it's more subtle than raising and constantly winning - raising into someone else's winner. Play to win instead of trying to make me play to lose. (Expect to read that a couple of more times.)

And when you're not doing the automatic raise because you have an ace, raise on some half decent cards. Especially when you have more than the minimum # of chips. It only looks like you're playing to make me lose instead of winning.

And fold a hand every once in a while. Playing virtually every hand (and raising) is a losing prospect. Especially since you're not going to get my chips since I know you're playing to make me lose instead of trying to win.

Don't call on other's posting of blinds, then all of a sudden raise when I post the blinds. This happens an inordinate amount of time. It makes you look like you are playing to make me lose instead of playing to win for yourself.

Don't buy in with the minumum 1,000 chips and immediately start raising the pot. It makes you look like AI. And if you're not AI you are hoping to ctach one great hand and get rolling, or you are trying to make me lose instead of winning.

Stop it with the "Sweep hands" where in a limit game everyone calls and raises to the max and God sorts them out. This especially looks like you are trying to make me lose without trying to win. I don't care what hole cards I have, I will fold and watch AI beat AI to death.

Don't make me play statiscally unreal poker before I finally win some hands. I'm not going to flame out and post nasty messages. Just like tonight you are not going to hear a peep from me. As a bored game admin with your AI team you can win virtually every hand. I get that. And I don't have to put up with it. I've already proven that I'm a lot more annoying and patient than you. In Omaha high low you should get an ace once every 4.25 hands. If I play several hundred of two hours, give me them. Don't expect that I'll just get bored and start calling hands I shouldn't. I out waited them tonight and have over 4,000 chips. Not like I care.

And during my two hour ho-hum wait for a decent hand and watch while the bad movie unfolded I also saw how in addition to lack of aces my hands and the flop universally did not match. I get A-2, the flop is 9-k-j. I have KKQT - the flop is A-2-3-5. Which I've experienced over thousands of hands over the past two weeks.

So I continue to linger and be annoying by my mere existence.

And I love it.

If the free table games aren't for real, by logical exstension the real money tables aren't for real. They can push the magic button any time they want.