I've certainly struck some nerve endings

Playing actively on two "poker" sites it's obvious I'm not welcome on both of them. Because I refuse to lose, and it's goig to take you a loooonnnnngg time to get rid of me. Despite the virus on my pc I cleaned up this morning, thank you very much. It's happened before.





They still just don't get it. If you leave me alone and let me win a normal number of hands, I will quietly slip away into the night and find something else to do. Unlike you, I do get it. You're a database with an infinite chip stack. And you can set your AI to play however you want. And you do it....badly.





Every "person" plays the same style. I've seen it all this week. Absolute had a very slow table where each position thought for half a minute before calling, folding or raising. That was new since they normally play ultra-fast. Do you think it bothers me how slow it is? No way. This is what I do.





Linger and fold.





And you hate that. Playing by your rules I should be playing with 1,000 chips starting from new every night. Instead, I have a healthy chip stack and you do all the things that are wrong with internet poker and prove that it's not for real.





The player that can't lose.


Stastically unreal crappy cards - I play for hours at a time and it's obvious that I just don't get my fair share of good hands and/or those that meet the flop.


The player with an amazing amount of chips that just keeps raising, and loses. Definitely on to that one. It's the current trend in bogus interent poker...the position that raises is not the winner....it's just a pot feeding whore.





And now we've "played" from 3:30 to 5:30 am with no idle chit chat. Which I refuse to get involved with. And they hate that too. There must be some rule that says you must chat since I make money on it and Google my ads so I make money on that.



After a night of no idle chit chat and folding something like 100 hands in a row I was met with the friendly message in the image.

No - not stupid. I just recognize when it's not for real. After folding 100 hands THAT WOULDN'T HAVE WON!

In a high -low game with split pots.

I've seen garbage you raise on and catch on the river. Over and over again.

Here's a new idea for you - it's just play money tables. No need to cheat me. I can go to the mall and buy a better poker program than you have.