I'm very annoying. I'm proud to be annoying. My mere existence on your database is annoying. I understand that you're bored, you're job at trying to make the site look for real is really sucky. But don't try and manipulate me into losing chips. Maybe if you just let me play I'd just leave you alone after getting bored. Or you can test my patience, which at my second job here is infinite, you can just tip your hand and prove that it's not for real.
A lot of things I've seen I've admitted are just suspicious. A lot are statiscally unreasonable. Some are just so downright bogus that the proof is in the pudding. (I think I've heard that phrase before.)
After last night's session on Ultimate I finally bailed with 5,016 chips. I started on tonight's table with the friendly message that the maximum buy in was 5,000. As always, I lost a ton of hands early to bad beats and folded like crazy on bad cards. The pre-flop raising was gone. That's weird enough on its own since I've played for weeks with ridiculous pre-flop raises.
As my bs detector got turned to high I started folding decent hands. Just like on Absolute the admin running the table took offense to the fact that I wasn't losing my chips fast enough for them and created the "Chicken" hands. Some admins are better than others and are willing to just let real humans play. This one was a total rookie.
After folding a hand, the player in the upper right suddenly rebuys with over a million chips. First off, with a maximum buy in of 5,000 this is impossible.
EATING CROW HERE - YOU CAN REBUY IN WITH MAX CHIPS!
Second off, with the way people have played on this site acquiring over a million is virtually impossible. But they weren't done with me yet. Still not satisfied that I'm not calling, they add a player with 29,000 on a 5,000 buy-in max table. With the name "nonickname1". At the same time another player is named "Letsplay- something" And a "person" I've been playing with for more than an hour and half violently complained about speed of play long after that I timed out on a pref-lop raise to million chip guy.
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