First off, I must say I had a very good weekend. Not by the number of chips scored, by baiting the cheaters into tipping their hand and exposing themselves for the frauds they are.
I have two screen shots, that I won't put up for now, of some vulgar messages describing me as a very bad player for folding so much on Ultimatebet. Needless to say, the hands I was folding were not going to win. I just pissed them off so much by not buying into the crap that just like last weekend they had to try and taunt me.
Doesn't get under my skin any. I can do this forever. Because, as the planet's foremost authority on bogus internet poker (and not having a real life) I have the time and patience to observe instead of worrying about winning chips.
Fact number one, buttheads - I've got skill. And you know it, because you go to insane lengths to make me lose. And then try to make it look for real when it's obviously not. Starting this year the trend is to have the raises come from a different position than the ultimate winner. Too many players complained about the bad beats on the person raising, so they adapted the AI to cooperate. After playing for hundreds of hours these past few months it's a given.
Fact numer two, buttheads - you're statistics are way out of control. Another new trend is that hole cards and flops don't match. Invariably on Omaha High Low ( you hate that I play that instead of hold'em, don'tcha) if I get an ace two the flop is something like 7,9,Q, And there's always someone with 2,2,9,K all differerent suits that has no business being in the hand that's more than willing to raise the pot and catch on the last card. Or at least call while his "buddy" raises and he catches on the last card.
Fact number three, buttheads - even if playing for free it's human nature to try and win. Just like Microsoft Hearts it's certain you are playing to make me lose instead of trying to win. And you present yourself as an interface for real people to play against real people. Instead, you are a database with an infinite chip stack and occasionally the owner of the server logs in and decides I need to be dealt with.
Fact number four, buttheads - here's a refreshing and new idea for you. Go ahead and put you're AI on the table. Let me get my poker fix and win some chips. I promise you I will slink away into the night, get bored and go away. But, the more you try to cheat me the nore stubborn I'll become.
Now, NLOP - I haven't visited you much for awhile. But your still on my radar screen. I appreciated the way that you handed me third place (should have been tied for second, but who's counting.) I loved the way I actually got some decent cards, and - I saw how you fed me. If I had stayed in on my marginal hands I'd have freaking ruled the table. Nope. Real poker first, do't try and train me into calling bad hands and catching on the river. I don't know what your nefarious schee is for me this next week. Regardless, if I qualify for your big weekly tourney I will not play it.
Let me tell you about another site I play on - Jockstocks. Buy sports players and watch their value go up. Still just another bogus internet game site. They've had rule changes just for little old me. Because I recognized the crap that was going on. Monthly competition - forget it. The three times I actively went for it I was always screwed over by site being down problems and things like Chase Utley going 0-4 with three strikeouts being one of the top dividends.
They can always screw you over. We shouldn't even play.
Unless you want to be annoying like me.
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