This really is getting too easy

I had some pc problems that I fixed and played a tourney on NLOP for the first time in weeks.

I kid you not - one sit and go tourney that I had FIVE pairs of pocket tens. And they won four of the five. Normally I'd expect to be toast after the first or second all in. But, do you buttheads even begin to dream of the stastical reasonablness of this? I doubt it. I finished second.

There's no way I'll ever play in your lame impossible to win 2000 player tourney. You might as well just bad beat me to death.

I switched to Ultimatebet.net.

Strangely and suddenly the raising was at a minimum. This is because the AI is programmed this way. At least for me. I'm sure they can tie it into the login....I get to play versus different AI than a different player gets. (Reference Absolute Poker non-existent players.)

I won a modest amount of chips, as always folding a ridiculous number of hands. What they are telling me is:

1) I'm a bad poker player for folding so often. Obviously raising ple-flop on Omaha high low is the key to winning. Nope - I've done it myself and proven that it doesn't work. You let me built my chip stack up too much to die on the obvious crap.

2) I'm in charge of this database. I really hate the way that you have not gone away when I've pulled out all the stops to kill you.

That's what internet poker is, my friends... A big database controlled by someone in charge of the server that really hates to lose despite the fact that they really aren't that good at the game. And it takes someone like me to call them out on it and say, "Hey guy.....how about you and me playing fo real without the bs?"

The answer to that is always - (by the cards and not words) "Nope, I can screw you over every time I want to.

POCKET TENS FIVE TIMES IN LESS THAN A HUNDRED HANDS!