Thursday, July 21, 2011

Full Tilt Shut Down



Wow, I was wrong. And this is only for like the 1,768,415th time in my life.

I'm still taking this with a grain of salt and two malt liquors, butt (intentional) apparently Full Tilt has been reamed up the ass.

http://wickedchopspoker.com/full-tilt-poker-shut-down-alderney-suspends-license/

The key wording is on how they were shut down over concerns they could pay back depositors. My ass sumption (again, intentional) is that real money was funneled into owner bank accounts, spent on Lamorghini's and Asian hookers and is not available to repay those sorry they couldn't see it was bullshit folks.

I'm not going to pretend I'm Phil Ivey. I am not in the top 1% of poker minds on the planet. Butt (need I say again?) I am very observant and because of fate have deidcated a signifcant amount of my life to investigating exactly why Internet Poker just simply be an interface for players to hook up and play.

The cheating and the non-random cards has become a part of my life.

If all the major sites are blown away I just don't know what I'll do. Other than connecting with Asian hookers.

This post does not suggest that these two lovely lasses were hookers. They are present because they are Asian hotties, which is a consistent theme here. And as they are friends of Jarah I can sleep easy tonight knowing that the sheep in my backyard will be comfortable.

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