1000+ player tourneys, Badugi, Lesbians

When you become the foremost critic of Internet poker on the planet you get a lot of baggage that there's no room left in the trunk of the car for. One would tend to think that in these days with all the legal action that maybe there would be a low profile mentality. But they just keep chugging along making the same mistakes that continue to prove that you are playing against a big database with an incompetent program that has to give the AI an edge in the cards department to remain competitive agaisnt a brain.

What Internet poker needs to realize about me is that I have a super human level of patience. The ordinary casual player dies before the real bullshit starts. I'm more than willing to put a poker game on as background noise while a movie I'm interested in is playing.

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Badugi.
In and of itself this game is a crime against nature. The reason it exists is because it's so alien that nobody can figure out the rules and AI that raises all the time gets an excuse. Apparently there's a new twist where the best three cards can win a hand. Unless PokerFrauds makes a new update that fixes this I'll be back posting. Changing the rules on a weird game is a sign of godlike whim.

So I playses(real word) my Badugi tourney and I get cheatsed(real word) and I saysed(real word) to myself. Why the fuck do so many people register and sit out or raise like a Tom Cruise braying jackass without concern for actually playing a comforting before I have sex with the Asian hottie call it a night nap?

AI don't sleepses(real word.)

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My bike is red. Don't have a bike, but if I did it would be red. And it would have streamers on the handle bars. And it would have a banana seat and spokes in the wheels.

And it would tell me to worships Satan and kill my parents.

Logging in to a game I'm not known to be accustomed to and at a time I'm not normally there leads to an all AI game that sucks because since the cards aren't random I'm targeted to lose. The arrogant employees hate that a real human might win. Must be a box of donuts on who can get the best bad beat or something.

Now, get this. I posted about how my bike tells me to worhsip Satan and kill my parents. A truly bizarre post against people I've never played before deserves an immediate response. Not four hands later when the admin got the wake up call - "real human aisle 5!"

Lesbian Nun movies - a hard habit to lick.