And surprisingly, unlike the troll living in my basement, the two garden gnomes that sneak in and mend my shoes at night, the Gypsies in the park a block away and the rabid squirrel in my non-existent attic, I'm not.
Voyaging on this thing we call life, I've come to understand some things that define myself as a human being. Try self-confidence. It's very liberating compared to worrying about what others think about you.
There is no rational way that I could have gone from about 12k chips to 135k at my max in just one weekend. Except for the simple fact that the cards are not random. Make hay while the sun shines, like my grandmother always used to say even though she didn't live on a farm,
Far too often when I finish out mof the money it's a direct result of other positions playing to make me lose instead of playing to win. Even with infinitie patience this is a difficult obstacle.
On the plus side for me, I'm so absolutely fucking annoying that I get a lot of pretty little screenshots on BS that just does not make any mathematical aense at all. The rampant bad beats of five years ago are gone; they've gotten a little bit smarter. But, if you are paying attention there's lots of other crap out there. As has been posted here.
I recently got in touch with an old friend, (See post from a few days ago.) We came to the same conclusion. Jarah is rigged. There's no way any woman can be so smoking hot. In order to bring her down a peg we've started collecting Jarah jokes.
Did you hear that Jarah is a waitress on the restaurant on the Moon? The food is great, but the place has no atmosphere.
How many Jarah's does it take to change a light bulb? None, Goddesse's don't change light bulbs.
What cheer did Jarah create when her sister was blown up? Warning: This one is REALLY bad.
Jarah-Rah Sis Boom Bah.
What term does Jarah use for mercy killing children in Korea? Youth in Asia euthanasia.
The Pope, Jarah, and a Scientologist are in a rowboat. The rowboat develops a leak and they have to swim to shore. The Pope says, "See..my faith will keep me alive." The Scientologist says, "My faith will keep me alive." Jarah says, "What the fuck is Scientology and why haven't you been playing Internet Poker?"
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