The PokerStars IT staff

This is getting seriously repetitive. Almost every single sit and go game is met with a player that doesn't sit at the table after the registration is complete. And as a reminder, just a few months ago to complete the process of sitting at a sit and go actually siiting and going you had to click an "OK" button. Then the crack IT staff of PokerStars (they and their dogs) changed it to where you automatically sit without the "OK."

There are a couple of things that automation should help with in internet poker. Seating a big multi-player tourney. Following the rules on sitting at a table on a sit and go. No blowing cigarette smoke into the modem and implementing the time bank rules correctly come to mind.

So let's investigate the options on why Cuervo doesn't have to sit at the table while everyone else is watching the clock wind down.

1) Cuervo is so drunk on cuervo he has been blowing cigarette smoke into the modem. A clear violation of PokerStars policy.

2) Cuervol lives in a shack in Guatemala and is operating his PokerStars account on a Commodore 64 with a 300 baud modem.

3) Cuervo is AI and doesn't have to follow the rules.

5) Cuervo is part of the crack PokerStars IT staff and knows that the sitting rules aren't working right and is researching how to fix it.

Now if I was a gambler, which despite more than 200,00 mostly bogus internet hands would suggest, my money is on number three. Especially since the eventual number one was one of those players that scored a killer hand before or after the draw something like 40% of the time. A completely uncompetitive table where idiots not recognizing the rigged nature kept calling into the vaccuum's bets. Naturally I out waited them all and took second.

I was disappointed on my brief visit to the 2+2 message boreds (sic on purpose)today. The vote on whether internet poker is rigged was about 2 to 1 in favor of it not being rigged. You guys obviously haven't been playing the ever so obviously bogus free money tables on every single major internet poker site.