Internet drugs

That's a strange title. But it goes a long way to explaining the lack of serious play on PokerStars and all internet poker sites. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a bogus internet poker table. Disser, as we will call him (it) made a big raise on the first hand and immeditaely discards 4 cards out of the 5. You must be extremely bored or high to even want to have registered for the game in the first place.

Psychologically, let's break down on what kind of mentality jumps through all the hoops of registering at the site of an allegedly competitive game, registering for a table and trying to succeed. Me and my crack team of psychoanlysts (me, the dog, Monk's doctor and three rebel spies that got caught trying to blow up the Death Star) have spent countless hours and consumed way too much Ben and Jerry's thinking about this.

The drugs are the answer. The nastiest of them out there is something called INTERFERON. It's an internet drug that interfers with logical real human thought patterns. Every time you log into the internet it will INTERFERE ON your normal thought processes. Kind of like Fracksoine (sp?) from one of the better episodes of Doctor Who back in the good ole Tom Baker days. You just give up on caring about everything. All that matters is logging in to internet poker and raising regardless of the outcome.

Jarah has commented frequently on my mainlining interfere on. It's probably the biggest thing that resulted in our break up and her getting my troll doll collection in the nasty palimony suit. Now that I'm in rehab I've been getting lots of doses of methadone and random cards, and it seems to be helping.