Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Capitol Steps review of internet poker



Coming soon to a theater near you, are at least a post here in the near future.

For those of you who do not know, The Capitol Steps are the Weird Al Yankovic of the political world. They combine song parodies with current events. For example their most recent album )and live performances) include such gems as John Denver's "Sunshine on my Shoulders" turned into "Subprime Mortgage Holders" and the hilarious recounting of the Iraqi that threw his shoes at George Bush to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo.

Pardon me boys, is that the chap that threw his two shoes?

Me and my crack team of parody evaluators (me and the dog) appreciate their hard work for over twenty years, despite the fact that they have not once mentioned Jarah or hot Asian women in general.

It's a given that every live show will include a non-musical piece that I first came to know as "Lirty Dies." The switch beginning consonants, and 'Dirty Lies' becomes 'Lirty Dies.' As time has marched on this piece gets filthier and filthier every year. The dog loves it. That Fellow Huckabee becomes....wellll, you figure it out.

Getting bored with the obvious unreasonable play and not having some fun here since my candy posts some months ago, finally getting the bathroom drains unclogged and the grass cut I intend to take on a project this weekend of making a Lirty Dies style post.

My lawyers assure me that the penalties I will invoke will be less than 7 digits.

In the meantime, I offer this:

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

P-P-P-P- Poker her face.

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