And naturally, I have four queeens before the draw on a low game. You couldn't give that to me on last night's 5 card draw high game.

The math is on my side. The real human being versus AI is on my side. Ben and Jerry's ice cream is on my side. Hot Asian chicks are on my side. The dog, dust mites, the dwindling number of pay phones are on my side. Pretty much everything except my paltry chip stack is on my side.

Gotta go - call on the pay phone.