OK, JokerStars (aka PokerFrauds) that's three consecutive tourneys that almost had me thinking I was playing against real people.
I have come to realize I prefer losing. This is because ordinarily the card play is so completely screwed up for multiple days at a time. Can't you give me a decent screenshot of some idiot playing a lowball draw game playing like it's high anymore? What happened to the good old days of Ultimate unleashing their elimination blackjack game before working out all the bugs when it was sooooo obvious it was rigged? Do you really hate me that much? Do you hate my dog that much? Do you hate Ben and Jerry's that much?
In its purest form Internet Poker free money tables are like playing Microsoft Hearts, which I know I have mentioned before. Uncompetitive and playing to make the real human lose. Despite this, it still can be a pleasant distraction from worrying about the terrible fate of the fucking Prius owner who pretended to have an acceleration problem, probably to score some insurance bucks. Damn, what are you doing now?
Reminder - three consecutive "reasonable" tables does not make up for a weekend full of bullshit, chipwise.
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