You would still be alive today if you just would have played a couple of hands of internet poker. It's so reasonable. So entertaining. Surely there is nothing on the planet other than Asian porn that can put a spring in your step and s whistle in your mouth.
Perhaps I'm being sarcastic. You decide.But me and my crack team of crazy raisan' expert invesitgators ( me and the dog and the baby abandoned at my door yesterday) just think thz this might be a wee bit rigged.
I played a ton of tables this weekend. Virtually all of them expressed the sense of douchebags that did not play with any concern for the chips. Think race table where you buy in for 20k and there are a constant succession of jackwipes that ffed the pot and some iduit gets 1.3 million.
Thanks for confusing me. PokerStars just treated me to the most reasonable sitter in ages and I took second. I probably had a shot at first but my play is geared on to the bullshit play of the weekend. In other words - AI plays to make me lose instead of worrying about the fact that you could not possibly have enough chips to even log in at the table.
Peter Graves is rolling over in his Graves.
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