What an epic fail at looking for real. And thank you very much for the ammunition. Me and my crack team of not sleeping enough (me and the dog that woke me up after only four hous of sleep, Jarah and two breaded veal patties just waiting to get consumed) latched on to this 290 "player" razz tourney. (I'll play anything.)
The most disturbing thing about this game was that with all the screenshots to prove the point I don't think there's space to post an Asian hottie.
In my reurn to PokerFrauds I've never seen a moderator post about non-English chat before today. And playing a gazillion tables a week there has been a lot of it. So, it;s time to test. Is this an automatic concern that a moderator keeps up on? Did a "player" at my first table post a complaint that made a moderator get involved? Or was it just the typical pre-programmed play against AI nonsense we have all grown to love?
If only the dog could have woken me up with something half decent on TV to watch. I think the little prick knew I needed to be here.
I'm only fluent in English. I had Spanish in high school and I've collected how to say "The luggage is in the corner" in 13 different languages. I can say "I am an airplane" in French. I know "I strip in the post office" in German. So let us put this so called moderator to the test.
After the first three hands which evoked the "I have my eye on you, let's kept in English friendly" message I began a series of innocuous crap chat. With non-English phrases.
Surving long enough to finish in the 60's out of 290 one might tend to think a real human would have asked the moderator to make me shut up. Two+ hours.
Just like "My bike is red" in two hours of game time versus allegedly real people this at least desrves a
WHAT THE FUCK?
Shut up about your god damn bike! Shut up about your Asian girlfriend! Basically, just shut up!
Rigged AI on a database doesn't have to worry about this. In a 290 player limit Razz game where a "player" raises on a pair of kings showing you know it's not something serious.
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