Not surprisingly, this has been a massive success. We are now up to 44 consecutive sit and go games where I was not the first to sit at the table while actively trying to be the first. The play on PokerStars has also degenerated into this weird little "how annoying can I be by taking all the time I can" boring game. (Translation - they changed the program.)
Me and my crack team of slow players (me, the dog, my pet turtle and 2 girl scouts trying to sell me cookies) find it quite curious that not only is there this gigantic rush to be the first at the table, but the rush is so myou have the privilege of first timing out. Talk about inconsistent.
Another huge crime agaisnt nature is that the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition did not have Jarah. The rumor from asianmodelbuzzkill.com is that she has indulged in too much Ben and Jerry's and she's signing up for orca Scientologist Kirstie Allie's soon to be released weight loss program. Silly. All she needs to do is pay $10,000 for auditing to remove the brainwashed alien parasite that makes her eat too much ice cream and the problem is solved.
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