The internet poker community just gets weirder and weirder as time rolls on. Let's pretend for a bit that these are real people. And boy howdy do you have to pretend.
A couple of months ago I had over a million free money chips. PokerFrauds went into cheat mood and decided that if I would get frustrated at starting over with the freebie 1k I might leave them alone.
It doesn't work that way. It just brings you up on my radar screen and makes me want to screw with you even more, collect some damaging screen shots to post here while folding like crazy.
Actually, I prefer the bogus "you can't win here" tables for this reason. So on Friday night just days ago as I settled my just shy of 2k balance into a game I naturally played for second place in the hopes of having enough chipsters to get into a medium buy in 2k game. Since that worked I played that 2k buy in table.Eventually as events unfolded (God I'd love an unfold option in poker) I got to 10k. Not concerned about starting over at 1k I plunked the chipsters into a 10k game.
I'm now on a streak of finishing in the money on an incredible number of tournaments, which includes only the top two positions being paid out.
And in the past four days the automatic raising on complete bullshit has degenerated (sadly) into something resembling real poker. Me and my crack team of WTF experts (me, the dog, Jarah and Vanessa from the forgettable "Disaster Movie" and two Cub Scouts I lured into...teaching me rope tying trick)s think that it's strange that hundreds of thousand of "people" all of a sudden take a chill pill and stop raising like complete morons for four days.
And my rise from less than two thousand to over 100k has a helluva lot less to do with poker skill than understanding the system, folding like crazy the first 20 hands and surviving.
Vanessa does have a lingerie scene in Disaster. Totally fucking hot.
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