My bike is red

Actually, I don't have a bike. Hard to believe, but true.

In addition to folding like crazy another weapon of mine is the chat. Since 90% of the games I sit at are populated by AI sometimes I like to test the prove you're a real human thing and do something outside the cards.

It's not Facebook or Twitter. It's not MySpace. It's not any socializing site on the net. Yet you have decided to settle yourself into a poker room.

Poker ettiquitte dictates that you at least acknwoledge a hand you're beaten on with an "nh." And there'sthe obligatory "ty"after it.

I have, can and will play hours without the single most hint of human contact, This is where we go into My Bike is Red mode.

It starts off with a post about my bike being red. It degenerates into details about the bike- streamers, cards in the spokes etc....

It should elicit a response from real people (just like my Pustule name on City Poker that was only acknowledged once in months.)

A real person on a site where allegedly thousands of players are sitting (that I've never played with before) at when confronted with "My bike is red" and just keep up the business of raising without the smallest WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

Rigged AI don't complain.