Picture this scenario. Just short of 250,000 "players" on PokerStars tonight. And the number has been in the hundreds of thousands for months now despite internet poker on the decline.
But, they have this jackass (me) investigating things like naming yourself, raising on hands that don't make sense considering the game your playing, and thinking of new ways to point out the "lack of human" problems.
I tend to single table sit and go games. I play for the last position payed off with anything above that being a happy bonus.When you reg for a sit and go and the game is about to start you are met with a friendly message that you need to click 'OK' to sit at the table. Here I am, playing hundreds of them the past few months, and I'm never the first "person" that sits at the table. Go ahead and try it. Statiscally, on a nine player table you should be the first, if you're paying attention, one in nine times. But since the AI is directly connected to the server it just ain't a happening thing.
Every once in a blue moon I'd like to play a game, even if I lose, against some talented humans instead of farrging (real word) AI.And remeber (reral word) if they cheat on the free money tables there's no reason not to cheat on the real money tables.
Why yes, actually you are right. It is BS.And me and my crack team of lawyers (me, the dog, and Scientology's Moxon) have experienced it for years.
Internet poker continues to struggle with lagging real human donations and like Scientology continues to attempt to hook the active community with an occasional bone and save the meat for themselves. Just like the way Scientology has graciously sentgood will ambassadors to Haiti PokerFrauds Haitian relief fund is still up. Talk about a crime agaisnt nature. I might consider UNICEF or the Red Cross before I break out my checkbook here where the cards are still far from random.
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